Erotic Review 99

Hurrah Hooray, The First Of May is what we sing about in our May issue; the birth of spring. It is the HedgerowSexual Issue in which we celebrate this year's Maypole Rituals. We have written about the rising of the sap, the swish of fresh birch twigs,  the quickening of the blood, the breathlessness of love and the intricacies of sexual intercourse in a hedge. Come to think of it, what is Hedgerow fucking and how did it start? 

Our stories are redolent with the scent of wild garlic and bursting with erections firm as asparagus thrusting through the rich loam. Freshness, eager thighs and soft welcoming sighs, soft white breasts and beating hearts and incoherent ecstatic lust.  It’s time for hope; time to celebrate the end of winter and to rant against the dead hand of the dead eyed database generation.  So give us rebirth, a warm breeze and soft skin on fresh green grass.